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Southport Now - Local websites categorised by type.
Southport Means Sandgrounders - Directory of local resources, with website and telephone contact information. Also includes classified advertising and a discussion forum, and offers website and email services.
Virtual Southport - Local guide, with links and contact information. Covers shops, businesses and attractions. Also includes emergency contacts, historical photographs, a chat forum, and kids' games.
Southport.gb.com - Directories covering local businesses, shops, services, eating out, pubs/clubs/bars, culture, charities and websites. Also includes news, chat, free classified advertising, recent photos, special offers, and Southport FC and Juniors FC links.
Elbowz Real Guide to Southport - Young person's views. Lists of good and bad things about Southport, and brief comments on selected restaurants, bars, pubs and clubs.
Southport Spit - Various Southports in the United States, England, Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania and South Africa. Information about celebrities, TV programmes, films, attractions and links.
Southportnews.com - Directory including businesses, shops, services, clubs, restaurants, schools, hotels and guest houses. Plus news, virtual postcards, and a chat room.
North Meols - Community website for Banks, Crossens, Marshside and Churchtown. Includes local news, events, businesses, churches, history and links.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Guides and Directories One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for. -- Tom Robbins Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Guides and Directories I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody Guides and Directories "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates Guides and Directories Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be Guides and Directories Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Guides and Directories Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. -- Clare Boothe Luce We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inex The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl Guides and Directories Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun Who, being loved, is poor? -- Oscar Wilde Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Guides and Directories Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost Guides and Directories Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Guides and Directories Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Guides and Directories He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Guides and Directories To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Guides and Directories You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Guides and Directories The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton Guides and Directories Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Guides and Directories May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Guides and Directories Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Guides and Directories After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Guides and Directories The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Guides and Directories It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -- Edgar Allan Poe A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous Guides and Directories "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Guides and Directories
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