Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Football Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Football
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Football "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Football
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Football History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Football
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Football Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Football
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Football Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Football
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Football then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Football
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Football The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Football
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Football "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Football
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Football Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Football
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Football When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Football
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Football If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Football
