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	The Scarisbrick Hotel - Information about accommodation, dining and gym facilities, function suites, local attractions, and pricing. Includes location map, room and function suite enquiry forms.
	Bentine Hotel - Family run hotel catering for business conferences or private individuals. Description of facilities, and location map.
	The Shelbourne Hotel - Information about accommodation, function and conference facilities, as well as the real ale bar. Includes price list, location map, Christmas menus, and information for golfers.
	Duke's Folly Hotel - Details of the facilities, location map, and a brief history of the Hotel.
	Southport Hotels Association - Accommodation search by price, rating or facilities. Photo and facility listing for each hotel, with online reservation form and links to individual web sites. Conference and other block booking services are also available.
	The Stutelea Hotel and Leisure Club - Includes information about facilities, location map, menus, price list, reservation form, and details of their golfing package.
	Aaron Hotel - Facilities, price list, and brochure request form.
	Sandown Hotel - List of facilities, booking enquiry form, and location map.
	Cambridge Town House Hotel - Brief overview of facilities, and contact information.
	Balmoral Lodge - Licensed hotel and restaurant. Information about rooms, prices, facilities, and local golf courses.
	The Royal Clifton Hotel - Information about conference, accommodation and leisure facilities, the health club, and themed breaks.
	The Adelphi Hotel - Single page giving an overview of the facilities and contact details.
	Sunnyside Hotel - Information about rooms and dining facilities.
	The Belgravia Hotel - Online booking, and information about rooms and facilities.
	Waterford Hotel - Information about facilities, a location map, and a photo of the lake view.
	Carleton House Hotel - Information about rooms and facilities.
	The Crimond Hotel - Online booking, and information about rooms and facilities.
	The Golf Links Hotel - Basic information, photos, and contact details.
	Carlmerl Holiday Apartments - Self-catering accommodation. Includes information about facilities and photographs of the apartments.
	Le Maitre Hotel - Family-run hotel. Information about facilities, pricing, and an online booking form.
	Bay Tree House - Information about facilities and tariff.
	Edendale Hotel - Information about facilities and tariff.
	Visitus: Southport - A listing of the bed and breakfast hotels and guest houses, with contact information and maps.
	Berkeley Arms Hotel - Hotel and real ale free-house, serving homemade pizzas. Includes location map and booking enquiry form.
	The Norwood Guest House - Small private hotel. Information about facilities, pricing and golf packages.
	Whitworth Falls Hotel - Information about facilities, local attractions, an online booking form and location map.
	Riverside Leisure Centre and Brooklyn Holiday Park - Touring caravan and tent site, and location for holiday homes and large caravans. Includes information about pricing, facilities, entertainment, and home and caravan sales.
	The Bold Hotel - Information about facilities, pricing, their bar, restaurant and function suite.
	The Prince of Wales Hotel - Large Victorian hotel. Information about facilities, functions, conferences and online booking.

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