"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Music There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Music
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Music Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Music
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Music Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Music
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Music A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Music "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Music
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Music To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Music
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Music Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Music
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Music Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Music
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Music Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Music
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Music Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Music
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Music Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Music
