"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Travel and Tourism "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Travel and Tourism "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Travel and Tourism
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Travel and Tourism What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Travel and Tourism
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Travel and Tourism 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Travel and Tourism
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Travel and Tourism Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Travel and Tourism
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Travel and Tourism Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Travel and Tourism She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Travel and Tourism
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Travel and Tourism
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Travel and Tourism
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Travel and Tourism
Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Travel and Tourism
