I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Wallasey "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Wallasey
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Wallasey "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Wallasey
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wallasey "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Wallasey
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Wallasey Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Wallasey
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Wallasey "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Wallasey
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Wallasey "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Wallasey
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Wallasey When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Wallasey
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Wallasey Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Wallasey
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Wallasey Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Wallasey
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Wallasey "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Wallasey
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Wallasey Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Wallasey
