Delta Colts Junior Football Club - Under 8s to under 16s and girls' teams. Includes results, photo galleries and a history of Wallasey.
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Football All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Football
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Football A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Football
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Football "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Football
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Football People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Football
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Football Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Football
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Football Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Football
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Football Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Football
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Football The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Football
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Football The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Football
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Football Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Football Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Football
