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Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Accommodation A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Accommodation
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Accommodation "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Accommodation
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Accommodation
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Accommodation
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Accommodation Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Accommodation
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Accommodation You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Accommodation
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Accommodation I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Accommodation
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Accommodation Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Accommodation
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Accommodation Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Accommodation
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Accommodation Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Accommodation "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Accommodation
