West Kirby Health Centre - Centre used by three GP practices. Information about the teams and services offered by each practice, location map, and medical links.
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- e e cummings If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
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- e e cummings Health
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-- Anon. Health
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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-- Fran Lebowitz The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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