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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Aysgarth I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Aysgarth
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Aysgarth I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Aysgarth
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Aysgarth Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Aysgarth
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Aysgarth Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Aysgarth
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Aysgarth "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Aysgarth
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Aysgarth Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Aysgarth
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Aysgarth "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Aysgarth
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Aysgarth Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Aysgarth
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Aysgarth My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Aysgarth
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Aysgarth The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Aysgarth
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Aysgarth A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Aysgarth
