Bedale Hunt - Foxhunting club offers staff and hound lists, the hunt constitution, club history, foxhunting etiquette and details of their April Point-to-Point.
Northern Falconry - Offers falconry displays plus hunting days and tuition for the beginner. Raptors for sale and pest control service.
Bedale Golf Club - Local golf course. Guide to facilities, information for members and visitors, location map, news, results and contact details.
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
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hung The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Recreation and Sports Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Recreation and Sports
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sports
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Recreation and Sports "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Recreation and Sports
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Recreation and Sports
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Recreation and Sports
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Recreation and Sports
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Recreation and Sports Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Recreation and Sports
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Recreation and Sports
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Recreation and Sports
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Recreation and Sports I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Recreation and Sports
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Recreation and Sports The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Recreation and Sports
