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Bolton Abbey - Information about the Abbey, woodland and moorland walks, and fishing, with details of local facilities for tourists.
The Priest's House - Historic venue for wedding receptions and private functions. Includes opening times, menus, directions and an online brochure.
The Devonshire Arms - Restaurant, hotel and conference centre. Virtual tour, location map, online booking and prices.
Bolton Abbey, N. Yorkshire - The former Priory Church of St.Mary and St.Cuthbert is now a parish church. This official site gives a history and plan with information on different parts of the building.
Wharfedale Montessori School and College - Private school for 2 1/2 to 12 year olds. Includes prospectus, gallery, contacts and information for parents.
The Friends of Bolton Priory - Supports the activities of this church. News, information about the group and its aims, photographs and events.
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