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-- Stanislaw J. Lec Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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-- Douglas Adams I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising and Marketing If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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-- Giraudoux Advertising and Marketing
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Someday is not a day of the week.
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Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
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-- Colin Powell We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
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-- Oscar Wilde Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
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-- Phyllis Diller Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
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-- Anonymous Advertising and Marketing Value your words. Each one may be the last.
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- Henry Kissinger Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Advertising and Marketing
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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- Buckminster It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
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-- James Reston Advertising and Marketing "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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-- H. L. Mencken Advertising and Marketing
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- WARREN BEATTY If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
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It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
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-- Damon Runyan The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
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-- Adlai Stevenson Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Advertising and Marketing Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Advertising and Marketing
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising and Marketing Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
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-- General Omar Bradley Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Advertising and Marketing
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Advertising and Marketing Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Advertising and Marketing
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Advertising and Marketing I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Advertising and Marketing
