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If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Computers and Internet "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Computers and Internet
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Computers and Internet I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Computers and Internet
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Computers and Internet "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Computers and Internet
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Computers and Internet A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
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-- Aristotle Onassis Computers and Internet
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Computers and Internet Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Computers and Internet
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
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- Honore de Balzac Computers and Internet The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Computers and Internet Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Computers and Internet
The best defense is a good offense.
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-- Bob Edwards If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Computers and Internet MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Computers and Internet
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Computers and Internet "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Computers and Internet A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Computers and Internet
