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Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
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-- Anonymous The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
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-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
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-- Abraham Lincoln Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Carlton .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
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When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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- Buckminster Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Facts are the enemy of truth.
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-- T. S. Eliot To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale Carlton
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
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"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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-- Ernest Dimnet "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Carlton "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
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-- Brendan Hills If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
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-- Oscar Wilde Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
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as Carlton
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Carlton Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Carlton
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- Ernest Rutherford I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Carlton "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Carlton
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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-- Oscar Wilde "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Carlton I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Carlton Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Ovid Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Carlton
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Carlton For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Carlton
