Catterick Sunday Market - Large outdoor market held at the racecourse. Information for traders and visitors, and a location map.
Catterick Caravan and Camping Centre - Sells and services caravans and outdoor leisure supplies. Information about the shop and the products available, and a location map.
Catterick Racecourse - Offers 27 days of racing over the flat and jumps. Fixtures list, bookings, sponsorship and corporate hospitality.
Blacksmiths Cottage - Self-catering accommodation in an 18th century blacksmith's cottage. Photographs, overview of facilities, prices and details of local attractions.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Catterick At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Catterick
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Catterick Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Catterick
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Catterick "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Catterick
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Catterick A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Catterick
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Catterick Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Catterick
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Catterick "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Catterick
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Catterick A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Catterick
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Catterick "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Catterick
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Catterick It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Catterick
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Catterick I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Catterick
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Catterick "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Catterick
