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Kirk Fenton School - Church of England primary school. Includes news, term dates and information about home schooling. [May not work on all browsers]

Church Fenton - Community web site, with news from the parish council, links to local clubs and socities, a history of the village and forthcoming events.

Church Fenton Bowling Club - Offers information about the club, including a history, fees, club competitions, news, events and a photo gallery.

Dark-Moon - Personal site of Mark Richardson, a resident of the village. Includes CV and information about his web design business.

The Fenton Flyer - English country pub and restaurant, with a background to the establishment, details of forthcoming entertainment and location map.

RAF Church Fenton - News, background information about the airfield and its history, details of aircraft and programmes of past air displays.

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Truman The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Church Fenton The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Church Fenton In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Church Fenton It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Church Fenton May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Church Fenton "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Church Fenton "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde Church Fenton In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Church Fenton Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Church Fenton "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler Church Fenton
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