Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Arts and Entertainment "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Arts and Entertainment
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Arts and Entertainment Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Arts and Entertainment
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Arts and Entertainment It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Arts and Entertainment
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Arts and Entertainment "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Arts and Entertainment A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Arts and Entertainment
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Arts and Entertainment "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Arts and Entertainment
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Arts and Entertainment Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Arts and Entertainment
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Arts and Entertainment For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Arts and Entertainment
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Arts and Entertainment If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Arts and Entertainment
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Arts and Entertainment "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Arts and Entertainment
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Arts and Entertainment People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Arts and Entertainment
