There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Education Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Education
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Education A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Education
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Education The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Education
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Education There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Education
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Education "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Education
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Education To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Education
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Education "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Education
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Education Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Education
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Education "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Education
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) May you never leave your marriage alive. Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Education If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Education
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Education To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
