Easingwold Golf Club - Golf club on Stillington Road. Course plan, photos, prices, clubhouse menu and location map.
Raskelf Cricket Club - Fixture list, statistics, match reports, photographs, contact information of local club who play in the Nidderdale and Pilmoor Leagues.
2487 (Easingwold) Squadron ATC - Uniformed youth organisation for 13-18 year olds. Provides details of the squadron, its history and activities plus background on the Air Training Corps.
Geocaching in Easingwold - Includes information about the activity and links to local resources.
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-- Mary Buckley "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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-- Stephen Leacock Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Recreation and Sports
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Recreation and Sports
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Recreation and Sports Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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write better.
- A. J. Liebling Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Recreation and Sports
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams Recreation and Sports "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Recreation and Sports
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Recreation and Sports Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Recreation and Sports
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
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-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Recreation and Sports "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Recreation and Sports
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Recreation and Sports Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Recreation and Sports
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Recreation and Sports
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Recreation and Sports If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports
