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Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Pre-School We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Pre-School
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Pre-School Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Pre-School
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Pre-School If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Man and wife make one fool. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Pre-School
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Pre-School Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Pre-School
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Pre-School Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Pre-School
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Pre-School The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Pre-School
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Pre-School Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Pre-School
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Pre-School "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Pre-School
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Pre-School "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Pre-School
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Pre-School I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Pre-School
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Pre-School Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Pre-School
