The Band Room - Live music venue, with details of forthcoming events, photographs of the surrounding area and directions.
Eller House - Bed and Breakfast accommodation. Includes photographs and location map.
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Farndale Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Farndale
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Farndale If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Farndale
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Farndale The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Farndale
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Farndale "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Farndale
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Farndale America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Farndale
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Farndale Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Farndale
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Farndale Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Farndale
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Farndale I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Farndale
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Farndale If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Farndale
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Farndale To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Farndale
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Farndale "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Farndale
