We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
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-- Roger Babson Travel and Tourism
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
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-- G. M. Trevelyan Travel and Tourism "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Travel and Tourism
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken Never eat more than you can lift.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
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-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Travel and Tourism The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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-- Unknown history student Travel and Tourism
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
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-- Robert Browning The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Travel and Tourism
"It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
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-- Thoreau He who limps is still walking.
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-- Voltaire Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
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* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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-- Colin Wilson "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Travel and Tourism Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Travel and Tourism
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
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- Robert Orben I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
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