Gales House Farm - Photographs and list of facilities for two self catering cottages. Also includes information about the local area.
Gillamoor FC - Local football club. Player profiles, fixtures, results and news.
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Gillamoor A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Gillamoor
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Gillamoor "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Gillamoor
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Gillamoor If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Gillamoor
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Gillamoor Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Gillamoor
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Gillamoor The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Gillamoor
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Gillamoor Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Gillamoor
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Gillamoor "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Gillamoor
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Gillamoor Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Gillamoor
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Gillamoor Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Gillamoor
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Gillamoor Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Gillamoor
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Gillamoor "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Gillamoor
