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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Police Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Police
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Police Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Police
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Police Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Police
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Police "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Police
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Police Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Police
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Police Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Police
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Police If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Police
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Police After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Police
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Police Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Police
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Police "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Police
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Police Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Police
