We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Travel and Tourism Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Travel and Tourism Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Travel and Tourism
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Travel and Tourism
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Travel and Tourism Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Travel and Tourism
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Travel and Tourism
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Travel and Tourism Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Travel and Tourism
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Travel and Tourism I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Travel and Tourism Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism
