Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Harwood Dale For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Harwood Dale
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Harwood Dale They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Harwood Dale
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Harwood Dale "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Harwood Dale
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Harwood Dale The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Harwood Dale
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Harwood Dale Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Harwood Dale
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Harwood Dale Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Harwood Dale
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Harwood Dale If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Harwood Dale
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Harwood Dale "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Harwood Dale
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Harwood Dale Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Harwood Dale
Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Harwood Dale "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Harwood Dale
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Harwood Dale Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Harwood Dale
