Central Dales Practice - NHS general practice. Includes information about the staff, opening times, noticeboard and a map of the area covered.
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Hawes Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Hawes
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Hawes The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Hawes
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain What's new? Most of my wife. Hawes "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Hawes
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Hawes "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Hawes
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Hawes "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Hawes
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Hawes A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Hawes
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Hawes The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Hawes
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Hawes "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Hawes
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Hawes If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Hawes
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Hawes "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Hawes
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Hawes Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Hawes
