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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
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-- Elbert Hubbard When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
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-- Francois Cavanna Business and Economy The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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-- G. M. Trevelyan Business and Economy
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
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-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Business and Economy "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Business and Economy
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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-- Katherine Cebrian Business and Economy "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Business and Economy
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
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optic Business and Economy Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Business and Economy
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-- Elbert Hubbard "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Business and Economy "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Business and Economy
"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Business and Economy To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Business and Economy
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
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-- Jeremy S. Anderson "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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-- Michel de Montaigne You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Business and Economy
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Business and Economy Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Business and Economy
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Business and Economy
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Business and Economy Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Business and Economy
