Cundall Manor School - Coed day and boarding school for children aged from 2 to 13 years. Fees, enquiry form and a tour of the school.
Angler's Lodge - Bed and breakfast accommodation in a Georgian village house. Photo, description and contacts.
Laurel Manor Farm - Farmhouse accommodation. Includes information about each room and the village, plus contact details.
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Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Helperby Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Helperby
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Helperby Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Helperby
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Helperby If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Helperby
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Helperby The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Helperby
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Helperby Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Helperby
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Helperby "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Helperby
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Helperby Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Helperby
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Helperby The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Helperby
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Helperby The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Helperby
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Helperby Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Helperby
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Helperby It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Helperby
