Wychwood Gift Shop and Gallery - Sells various Yorkshire gifts and artwork. Includes information about the products available and an enquiry form.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Hutton-le-Hole Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Hutton-le-Hole
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Hutton-le-Hole Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hutton-le-Hole
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Hutton-le-Hole It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hutton-le-Hole
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Hutton-le-Hole The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Hutton-le-Hole
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Hutton-le-Hole It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Hutton-le-Hole
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Hutton-le-Hole "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Hutton-le-Hole
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Hutton-le-Hole "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Hutton-le-Hole
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Hutton-le-Hole Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Hutton-le-Hole
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Hutton-le-Hole A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Hutton-le-Hole
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Hutton-le-Hole If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Hutton-le-Hole
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) My other wife is beautiful. blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Hutton-le-Hole My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Hutton-le-Hole
