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"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Ingleby Barwick "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Ingleby Barwick
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Ingleby Barwick "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Ingleby Barwick
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Ingleby Barwick Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Ingleby Barwick
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Ingleby Barwick A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ingleby Barwick
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Ingleby Barwick Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Ingleby Barwick
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Ingleby Barwick Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Ingleby Barwick
"The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Ingleby Barwick "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Ingleby Barwick
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Ingleby Barwick It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Ingleby Barwick
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Ingleby Barwick This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Ingleby Barwick
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Ingleby Barwick History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Ingleby Barwick
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Ingleby Barwick Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Ingleby Barwick
