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Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Ingleton ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Ingleton
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Ingleton "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Ingleton
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Ingleton I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Ingleton
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Ingleton When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Ingleton
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Ingleton The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Ingleton
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Ingleton Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Ingleton
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Ingleton Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Ingleton
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Ingleton "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Ingleton
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Ingleton I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Ingleton
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Ingleton Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Ingleton
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Ingleton You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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