Inglesport - Caving equipment suppliers, specialising in mail order and online ordering.
Ingleton Pottery - A family run business specialising in handmade stoneware.
Tom Barron - Stonemason - Pictures of his tools, and a gallery of available products and work that he has done.
Country Harvest - Regional and local foods, outdoor clothing, food hampers and gifts for the home or for a special treat. Includes online catalogue and enquiry form.
Jennifer Knowles - Solicitor offering family law advice. Includes information about the company and services, and contacts.
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Business and Economy I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Business and Economy
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Business and Economy blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Business and Economy
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Business and Economy A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Business and Economy
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Business and Economy All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Business and Economy Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Business and Economy There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Business and Economy If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Business and Economy
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business and Economy In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Business and Economy
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Business and Economy Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Business and Economy
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Business and Economy Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Business and Economy
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Business and Economy Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Business and Economy
