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Over and Under - Retailers of outdoor clothing and equipment. Guide to products available, opening times, contact details and a location map.
Kettlewell - The official website for the parish of Kettlewell in the Yorkshire Dales. Details accommodation, walks and businesses as well as the village history and festivals.
Kettlewell Primary School - Includes events, information about pupil projects and the village itself.
Kettlewell Village Store - Kettlewell Village Store Online - Groceries, fresh food, beers, wines, spirits, frozen foods, Yorkshire gifts, hampers, confectionary, newspapers and cigarettes.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph Kettlewell The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain Kettlewell He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman Kettlewell Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Kettlewell Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Kettlewell To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain Kettlewell "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Kettlewell "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein Kettlewell The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion The limits of my language means the limits of my world. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein Kettlewell "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Kettlewell Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law Kettlewell My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Kettlewell Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eagan Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Kettlewell "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster Kettlewell "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde Kettlewell Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Kettlewell Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Kettlewell This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Kettlewell I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood Kettlewell "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Kettlewell Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. -- Arthur C. Coxe Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones Kettlewell Tear open packet, unfold and use. -- Directions on moist towelette package Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. -- Aristotle Kettlewell
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