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"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Kildwick "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Kildwick
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Kildwick If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Kildwick
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Kildwick The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Kildwick
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Kildwick Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Kildwick
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Kildwick Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Kildwick
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Kildwick I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kildwick
"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Kildwick Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Kildwick
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Kildwick "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Kildwick
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Kildwick Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Kildwick
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Kildwick Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Kildwick
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Kildwick He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Kildwick
