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Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Killerby If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Killerby
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
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-- John Stuart Mill There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Killerby
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
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-- Aristotle Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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-- David Bissonette Killerby Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
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When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Killerby The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Killerby
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
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-- Ben Hecht Killerby If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
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-- Joseph Addison Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
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-- Anonymous Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
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wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Killerby
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
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-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
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