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Kilnsey Old Hall - Details of the bed and breakfast accommodation offered, photographs, a history of the hall, and a summary of activities available in the nearby area.
Kilnsey Show - Annual agricultural show held over the August bank holiday. Photographs, details, prices and contact details for further information.
Tennant Arms Hotel - 3-star hotel. Description, location map and contact details.
Northcote Farmhouse - Self catering farmhouse. Photos, description, list of facilities, prices and contact details.
Kilnsey Park and Trout Farm - Trout farm with local produce shop and activities. Photos, description, opening times and contact details.
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