All Saints CE Primary School - Includes information about the school and the subject taught, pupils' work and a location map.
"If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Kirkby Overblow Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Kirkby Overblow
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Kirkby Overblow If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Kirkby Overblow
"Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Kirkby Overblow Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Kirkby Overblow
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Kirkby Overblow I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kirkby Overblow
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kirkby Overblow "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Kirkby Overblow
Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Kirkby Overblow I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Kirkby Overblow
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Kirkby Overblow Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Kirkby Overblow
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Kirkby Overblow "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Kirkby Overblow
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Kirkby Overblow If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Kirkby Overblow
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) What's new? Most of my wife. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Kirkby Overblow Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Kirkby Overblow
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Kirkby Overblow "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Kirkby Overblow
