Kirkbymoorside and District Camera Club - Location map and directions, committee and contacts, programme, competition rules, field trips, and pictures by members.
Kirkbymoorside Town Brass Band - Information about this brass band. Events diary, history, pictures and contact details.
The Ryedale Agricultural Show - Annual agricultural show, with photographs and details of activities and exhibitors.
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Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
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-- Anon The better part of valor is discretion.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
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- Samuel Johnson We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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