Badger Hill Holiday Village - Selection of local self catering accommodation. Details of the village and an online enquiry form.
Mother Shipton's Cave and Petrifying Well - Information for visitors and tourists, as well as a virtual tour. Also features an online book about this famous prophetess and a databank.
Watergate Haven - Holiday area in the Nidd Gorge, offering a variety of accommodation including caravan siting and bed and breakfast. Location details, things to do, pricing and enquiry information.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Travel and Tourism In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
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-- Jim Beggs Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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-- Beau Brummel Travel and Tourism I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Travel and Tourism
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Study men, not historians.
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-- Thornton Wilder The better part of valor is discretion.
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I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
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-- Oscar Wilde "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Travel and Tourism "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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-- Will Rogers ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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-- Henry David Thoreau "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Travel and Tourism Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
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-- Billy Joel "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
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-- Countess of Blessington "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Travel and Tourism "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Travel and Tourism Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
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-- Gen. George And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Travel and Tourism We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Travel and Tourism
