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I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Leavening Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Leavening
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Leavening I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Leavening
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Leavening I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Leavening
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Leavening Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Leavening
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Leavening The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Leavening
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Leavening Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Leavening
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Leavening Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Leavening
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Leavening Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Leavening
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Leavening Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Leavening
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Leavening The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Leavening
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Leavening Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Leavening
