The Malton Show - Annual agricultural show, with photographs and details of activities and exhibitors.
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) then the world 's mine oyster
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-- Mae West Arts and Entertainment All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
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-- Abraham Lincoln "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Arts and Entertainment
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Arts and Entertainment When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
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I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Arts and Entertainment Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Arts and Entertainment
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Arts and Entertainment Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Arts and Entertainment
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Arts and Entertainment The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Arts and Entertainment
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Arts and Entertainment Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Arts and Entertainment
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Arts and Entertainment This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Arts and Entertainment
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Arts and Entertainment Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
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I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Arts and Entertainment "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) What's new? Most of my wife. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Arts and Entertainment
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Arts and Entertainment "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Arts and Entertainment
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Arts and Entertainment "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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