Eden Camp - An original World War II prisoner of war camp, now the site of a museum exhibiting the spirit of wartime Britain.
Flamingo Land - Theme park, zoo and holiday park. Park map, guide to facilities, opening times, prices, location map and contact details.
Scampston Hall - An English country house combining fine architechture with a wealth of art treasures in a park land setting in Yorkshire. Opening times and contact details.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Travel and Tourism Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Travel and Tourism
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Travel and Tourism I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Travel and Tourism The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Travel and Tourism
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Travel and Tourism
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Travel and Tourism "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Travel and Tourism Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Travel and Tourism
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Travel and Tourism "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Travel and Tourism
"... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Travel and Tourism Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism
