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Northamptonshire.co.uk - Local guide with several subsidiary sites and comprehensive Northants links.
Northantsweb.com - County-wide search engine.
Northamptonshire Search.com - Serving the whole county with a comprehensive directory and search facility.
Northamptonshire Fire and Rescue Service - Information provided includes community fire safety, strategy and action plan, press releases, and related links .
Northants Online - Local web guide for Northamptonshire covering business, community, news, events, lifestyle features, recruitment, education, motoring, property, travel and tourism.
Northamptonshire Health Authority - Describes its services, organisation and performance with information about doctors, dentists, opticians and pharmacies.
Children's Fund Northamptonshire - Offers details of home/school support, crime prevention, family support, projects and services in the area.
Northamptonshire Record Office - Offers a variety of records, they include official, judicial and administrative, local government, probate, local families, estates, business, societies.
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney Northamptonshire Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes Northamptonshire Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Northamptonshire Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Northamptonshire The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer Northamptonshire A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Northamptonshire The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Northamptonshire "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal Northamptonshire "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers Northamptonshire Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Northamptonshire Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Northamptonshire The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman Northamptonshire "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Northamptonshire "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Northamptonshire My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Northamptonshire The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Northamptonshire The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Northamptonshire "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford Northamptonshire If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton Northamptonshire What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost Northamptonshire A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Northamptonshire Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey Northamptonshire
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