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"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Government Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Government
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Government "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Government
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Government Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Government
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Government Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) What's new? Most of my wife. Government
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Government I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Government
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Government For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Government
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Government "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Government
"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Government "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Government
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Government Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Government
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Government I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Government
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Government When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Government
