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A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Kettering We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Kettering
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Kettering A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Kettering
"Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Kettering The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Kettering
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Kettering Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Kettering
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Kettering "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Kettering
"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Kettering "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Kettering
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Kettering Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Kettering
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Kettering We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Kettering
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Kettering The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Kettering
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Kettering "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Kettering
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Kettering MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Kettering
