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Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha Arts and Entertainment Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment What's new? Most of my wife. Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Arts and Entertainment NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler Arts and Entertainment "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb Arts and Entertainment The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire Arts and Entertainment The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Arts and Entertainment "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Arts and Entertainment Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Arts and Entertainment The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Arts and Entertainment Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford Arts and Entertainment There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Arts and Entertainment "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose -- Jim Elliott After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Arts and Entertainment Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon Arts and Entertainment If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Arts and Entertainment He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Arts and Entertainment Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Arts and Entertainment What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Arts and Entertainment "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert Arts and Entertainment "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Arts and Entertainment
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