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"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Northampton Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Northampton
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Northampton With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Northampton
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Northampton "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Northampton
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Northampton Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Northampton
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Northampton The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Northampton
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Northampton "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Northampton
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Northampton Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Northampton More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Northampton
If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Northampton Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Northampton
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Northampton It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Northampton
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Northampton Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Northampton
