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Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Transport There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Transport
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Transport "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Transport
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Transport When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Transport
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Transport Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Transport
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Transport "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Transport
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Transport May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Transport Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Transport
"There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Transport "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Transport
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Transport In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Transport
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Transport Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Transport
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Transport Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Transport
